catsbeaversandducks:

First to blink loses!

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thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

(via cheekbonesofbenny)

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

But if you ever got really fucking hungry and you were lost or whatever, at least you’d have a handy food source?

And they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

(via moonblossom)

(via moonblossom)

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

(via consultingfangeeks)

triick2ter2ollux:

sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:hotelmatt:


I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

bUT THE KID

triick2ter2ollux:

sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

bUT THE KID

(via consultingfangeeks)

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

(via sherlockspeare)

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via estychan)